I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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