You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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