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Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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