"it" just moved
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
My vagina just clenched in fear
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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