girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
if only i could text you this smell
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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