Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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