Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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