you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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