i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We had sex on a dog bed..
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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