SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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