i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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