we have officially lost it.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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