i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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