Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
why didn't you poke me back
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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