Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
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