I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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