Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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