I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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