Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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