My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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