Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
she peed on how many people?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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