Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Dear god my vagina.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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