would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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