Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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