her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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