whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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