If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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