sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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