Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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