do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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