I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
