they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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