How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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