He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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