brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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