if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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