in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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