A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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