Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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