She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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