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Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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