Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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