I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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