Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
you mean i was at the winter classic?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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