That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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