mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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