I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
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I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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