And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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