I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
In other news, I just burned my penis
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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