fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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