No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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