In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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