O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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