i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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